You should never complain to you girlfriend that there's never anything to eat between holidays. Otherwise she can listen to your complaint and try to address this problem. But not the way you think she will go to make some tattoos.
The usual local dude strolling through his city decided to buy himself new glasses. Because now it is not fashionable to wear junk. And the new glasses are a bonus that would seduce a dame. Going to the store, this ordinary local dude buys glasses. Goes out and dresses them... and just look what happens. He got special glasses - they have the function of X-rays. And now this local dude can look at any person for clothes. From such a purchase, the dude loses his head and begins to examine people passing by. Well, what was longer to find out for yourself!